I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
he asked me to help him wrap his girlfriends birthday presents. Dont worry we fucked right after.
my shit smells like andre
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I could end up kidnapped. Or worse, the night will be really awkward.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
She fell asleep with me.... We found her pantsless in the dogbed in the morning... Russian foreign exchange students
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
I thought it was improvement but then i realized sex isn't an emotion and I hate everyone
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Are you vicariously golddigging through me?!
No. No. Fuck you! You can do your own grocery shopping.
Andddddd I'm drunk
Andddddd it's Tuesday
That's your opinion.
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