he was fingering me to the beat of a lady gaga song. new high? new low? i don know, but i came, so whatever.
The walk of shame isn't so shameful when you do it in a stolen, autographed Favre jersey.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
This is one of those situations that make me think to myself "what life decision did I make to get here"
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
He pretended my clit ring was a door knocker.
unfortunetly they frown upon drunk on duty paramedics
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
i feel like when you brought up the possibility of you getting pregnant the sexting is over
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Nothing much. Just taking shots of tequila before I go get a bikkini wax. You?
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