I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
Just woke up bloody and clutching a rear view mirror I'm pretty sure is from my car. For those of you keeping score at home this is why I stopped drinking four loko.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
You were a for sure 10. You put on a traffic cone to meet someone.
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
COME AND FUCKING GET ME I AM IN SOME SORT OF JUNKYARD!!!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
What? No, wine isn't my weakness, I just love it.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
Randomize
