I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Was it a good night or a bad night when you have to apologize to someone the next day for trying to fuck them with a turtle?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Yes she scared me. She had NIPPLE CLAMPS ATTACHED TO A STUN GUN.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
Stop calling me, Mom. I'm in his closet. You're gonna blow my cover and I'm about to catch this lying SOB.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
I vaguely remember ordering a water at some point last night. It's good to know drunk me can still be responsible.
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
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