Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
second attempt at shower sex: failed after the water turned orange bc of a fire up the street. this is just not meant to be
Girl we've come a long way since our first Brazilian wax
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
I've entered the world of uncircumcised penises. It's disgusting.
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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