I just saw a hot homeless man
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
i think the title to my autobiography shall be, "a bottle of vodka and various pieces of meat"
and this is why you're my favorite gay friend.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
I happen to have lost a black t-shirt and the volume button from my phone last night. If anyone finds it. You know what to do.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
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