Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
Just had a guy dressed only in a towel ask me for a cig, hug me and kiss me then proceeded to pee of the balcony while still talking to me and callin me baby
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
he stopped during sex, told me i smelled like McDonald's and went harder..
If I die tonight and was cremated, you could probably get high off the smoke.
And I also succeeded in getting kicked out of a bar when I was drinking straight from the vodka bottle at our table.
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
Welp, I'm allergic to codeine. Found that one out the hard way.
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
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