I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
Yeah he had his two razors labeled "face" and "pubes". Should I be disgusted or impressed?
The dog threw up again, this time IN the toilet. I've taught him well.
i would bitch about being this hungover, but honestly im just happy to be alive after this weekend
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Beat the bartender in a shot challenge for a free tab. I won that, and him. I never get tired of the "this is my first time with a guy.." bullshit.
How do you even...
The magic of Christmas. And whiskey, of course.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
The amount of drunk I'm going to get tonight will be somewhere between Jim lahey and bojack horseman
I think he thought I was too drunk to handle his parrot
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
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