I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
He asked me why my bellybutton was so ugly... and wondered why i wasnt in the mood anymore.
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
he was spitting whole peanuts projectile out of his mouth at the waitresses as they walked by and then yelled across the restaurant that he had "no problem kicking any of their asses"
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
And I can say one thing, I look pretty good in high wasted pants. I don't know if that helps. But I do. God I'm high.
Girl behind me in line at cvs was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan b soon she might be a mom abd that if we couldn't tell she'd be a terrible mom
I'm not leaving my family to go to a strip club on good friday.
Excuse me, but I got friendzoned and all I could think about was the fact that I didn't have my underwear back on yet.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Makes sense. My grandma just did this shot. MY FAMILY KICKS ASS.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
We decorated the tree, drank wine, and he went down on me with Christmas music on in the background. Christmas IS coming.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
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