Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Hey do you know who I showed my dick to at the bar last night?
I'm sorry but I have WAY too many sex/ hookup related bruises on visible areas to be going home tmrw
I'd say you were a shitshow. Playing floating beer pong in the pool you kept filling other people's cups with pool water and laughing to yourself.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
I was looking up travel destinations and somehow I ended up reading Paul's first letter to the Corinthians. I need to start going to church high...
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
You told us that you were going to become a 'new man' and threw your tv set out of a window.
I just had sex with a man wearing a Darth Vader helmet....he pressed the voice button the whole time that said "I am your father". I don't think I can ever come back from this
Is it something I'm going to want to hug you for or slap you for?
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