piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
Just saw a girl trying to crack an egg with her butt cheeks. I think I know what we're doing thursday night.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
I'm glad I get the same reaction from you for cookies and for my naked body
the most romantic thing he could do for me right now would be to throw himself into traffic
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I can't believe i just offerred a guy a burrito and head, and got turned down. Officially celibate now.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
He motorboated me, gave me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, then disappeared into the night.
Find him and marry him.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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