I decided you couldn't drive after you asked where the time circuits were on your Altima
I wanted to see November 5, 1985
we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
well... just scaled a wall and entered the bar through the balcony. just making some last minute memories nbd.
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
We had sex and he ended up in the hospital... don't know if I should be worried or proud.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
she broke the sink..i repeat the sink is off the wall. send help
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