Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
2011 senior yearbook drinking game. we're taking a shot whenever some dumbass uses that quote about how life isn't isn't about the breaths you take, but the moments that take your breath away. also that retarded wayne gretzky one about missing shots you don't take.
I don't know if it was his cologne or his Jesus hair, but he was much more fuckable than last time I saw him.
Now that I think about it, it may have been the 6 pitchers of beer.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
I vaguely remember Matt shouting something about "GET ON MY LEVEL!" at the bartender before he attempted to order a case of tequila from him.
I brought ur friend Scotty home... He started rubbing my crotch then fell down and passed out in front of the microwave
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
On the shuttle bus from the Casino the driver refused to take us to the strip club so you said "let me off this bus or ill puke on you".
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Is it bad that if I found out I couldn't have kids I'd be more pissed that I've been using unnecessary condoms than the fact that I'll never be a mother?
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