How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
Bad behavior is like a petri dish that grows organically In my heart
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
So we reenacted men's olympic skeet shooting using roman candles and flattened beer cans. That's all
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Who replies to a drunk text at 6am that's like against the rules of being a designated drunk text receiver
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
RICK FUCKING MORANIS!!!!!
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