2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
if it doesnt flame it aint got game is a bad drinking motto eyebrow-wise.
eyebrows regrow, your balls dont
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
At one point 12 people dressed in care bear onesies were up on stage grinding super nasty, and two of the girl Care Bears were making out.
If this wasn't a hallucination, we need to go to this magical kingdom every night of the week.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
It was a great party. People were literally still doing shots and playing drunk Jenga at 6am...
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I got so pissed i stormed off and threw his burrito on his windshield
I'm too drunk to remember your name. I'm too drunk to recall where i'm currently at. And i'm too drunk to give a shit.
You were like a drunk and unconscious tickle me elmo.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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