Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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