I had to puke in a pizza box on the drive home. People saw.
better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I dont know whats worse: her telling me she was so drunk i was "almost sexy," the fact that even when theyre shitfaced, im just "almost sexy" to girls, or the fact that i wasnt that offended by it.
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
Your lower body and my face have had way too much contact lately.
No. And Marissa said shitting in the handicap bathroom at work does not get you into the club. You have to shit yourself. She said.
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
If you wondered to yourself today, "did Sarah break her bathing suit strap and flash a pool full of children," the answer is yes.
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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