Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
The only way im leaving this casino is in a golden chariot or an ambulance
She said i saw her in the study room, waved, disappeared, came back with a coke from god knows where, and slurred "i have a drinking problem but i ate grits"
24 hours later and my vagina is still tingling. That good.
Why are there sofa cushions on the floor? And why isn't there a sofa in this room that doesn't have cushions?
he said verbatim, he wants to "bang you hard".
Everyone says I win the strip club
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
You ever fart so hard it made you cum a little? A "friend of mine" wanted to know.
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
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