Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Breakfast-of-shame with my mother. I was in half of a sexy Mad Hatter costume. We had artisan bagels and judgement.
She's drunk as hell locked up I. The bathroom with my shoes where do I go from here
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I mean, as I was vomiting in front of a giant crucifix I became acutely aware of my poor choices
You know we have no secrets, right? I mean, you saw me shitting in a gift bag drunk and naked on Christmas eve.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
I'm hungover and in a fort. And I hate you.
So many questions
We live walking distance from the coors factory. no, we do not have a dry week.
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