Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
toilet paper cling ons are not as adorable as the little red cub makes them look on the charmin commercials.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm in the grocery store cradling a box of wine like it's my firstborn, so of course this would be the first and only time I've ever seen my boss outside of the office.
It's like, I'm the official vagina for that DJ group
He ate me out on the balcony. My asian neighbors cats are judging me...ALL 3 OF THEM!!
Okay, who took a picture of their pubes shaved into a dragon on my phone and made it the background?!
I do believe at one point I was dispensing medical advice while wearing your sombrero and a hulk hand
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
Only Tommy would bring a stripper pole to a bonfire
He said he's in to distance fucking. I thought he just mean long durations. We fucked on a towel all the way down his tile hallway accross his kitchen and into the living room
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
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