seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
Everything gets a little fuzzy after the flats of jello shots, but I do have a vague recollection of being at the top of a large human pyramid
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
When the doctor said the anal leakage might not be reversible without some lifestyle changes you start asking if it's worth the entertainment value.
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
She's working this semester. Her dad saw he was listed as 'the atm' on her phone and cut off tuition for three months.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
First sunburned tits of the season. And it's only April... I feel like it's going to be a good summer.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
His friend still there? Be like "I need to see both of your dicks ASAP"
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
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