I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
There was so much of it... it was like he poured a bowl of pudding on my face. It's not bad for your hair is it?
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
Cop gave me a ticket for public drunkedness, and then I convinced him to drive me back to the party
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
Yeah. He can't come because his mom found the pizza box under his bed with my underwear in it. He acted confused, guess because i forgot to tell him..
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
A+ Viking dick
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
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