Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Dont you think its a little early in the relationship for sexting?
I think I might have accidentally had a threesome last night with two good friends. See, this is what happens when you leave me.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
You always have that cute deer in the headlights look. Thats what made showing you my penis for the first time so disconcerting.
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Almost just stuck my dick in my bong for no reason
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
he's like crack. I can't be in the same room with him while drunk and not do him.
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I'm sorry but it's something you and your A cups wouldn't understand.
He was laying on a lawn chair, fell off onto his stomach and asked, "where'd the stars go?" That high.
Yeah. Of all the things to be cock blocked by a plague is the most unexpected.
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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