My family just had an in depth argument about the meaning of chodes
All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
Idk man, most things I eat are even better than I expected. Like when I drunkenly put mac and cheese on a slice of cheese pizza or when I soberly put mac and cheese into a Taco Bell burrito.
"What's your dick like homie" is not really an acceptable thing to say out loud
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
You kept flirting with some guy while I was throwing up on the sidewalk, and I screamed YOU DON'T LIKE MEN
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
Theres a woman here with grey hair that im pretty sure i would have sex with
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