is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
I love my penis, it thinks for me sometimes
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
...if you're living vicariously thought me, that was a great blow job you just gave in the B&N parking lot.
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
We could make it cute. Like "oh those two cute lesbians who are about five foot two who sell the cocaine down the street. You know the ones? With the Yorkies?"
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
You know my ex in high school who cheated on me and dumped me right before prom? A decade later, I just saw her again...working at an Arby's. it was a good day...
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I tried smoking while wearing a horse mask, it was the worst thing I've ever smelled
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
You know it was a good night when you wake up w/o a shirt in someone elses living room next to a pancake on a spoon in a bowl of spaghetti.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
You smoked too much and passed out, didn't you?
You know me so well.
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