but i am gonna have to have sex w/ him again to get my earrings back
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
I need to stop hooking up with boys in my major. three boys in one class is just a litttle too awkward.
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
She had another shot and asked if I wanted to taste her tongue ring. Then I helped her pee.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
He threatened my life and my car because I called you. Are you sure you never slept with him ?
I'm "drunk text both siblings" drunk.
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
Totes just ripped ass and the bartender's eyes got wet
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