Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
Found your dick twin last night
Also I spent like 2 hours on the hubble/nasa website sunday night looking at pictures of outer space and cried my face off at how beautiful and complex it is. What's wrong with me?!
How do you not remember?? She kept putting a dollar on her waistband and insisting it was all you can eat under a dollar
He called me on my way to the bathroom and told me he wanted to hear me pee my beers out... That. Drunk.
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I'M TOO HORNY FOR GRAMMAR!!!
These tits shall not be calmed
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
After drinking all day I popped an adderal, slammed three beers in a row, apparently told the bartender "thanks bitch" then ran on stage.
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