I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
I cut my penus on the lid.
Good thing I was dressed to impress in my "I went nuclear on my wings" shirt even the girls are making out and I'm still 7th wheeling it...
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
I woke up in his closet, with my shirt inside out and backwards, Rolos in my hand, a tortilla with a face carved into it stuck to the fridge with a magnet, a homemade bong next to the bed, and the door off the hinges... I need a chaperone.
I just told the bartender to “give me something that will murder me”
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