After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Always fun waking up to 911 as your last dialed call.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Can't a woman sleep on the floor in her own apartment in peace without being judged?
No later than 4:00 ok - I'm tying my viagra high into a superbowl halftime showstopper. Ya, you might wanna look away for that
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
I just used my citation as a bookmark. Want a beer?
He just sent me a picture of multiple chickens eating in his kitchen... should I be worried
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
The air taste purple.
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