So I finally got the Patron washed off my boobs.
before i die, we are going to oregon and playing oregon trails for real. like putting things in a hat & people will pull out whether they live or die. and they die of fun things like typhoid, dysentary, or hunting accident.
I'm way too drunk on a Sunday to handle this level of Jesus.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
So I've been to the library twice so far. Both times were for the atm, and once I was stoned. Junior year is going great.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
You know when you blow me it's the softest, most amazing feeling ever. Like putting my dick in a silk bag filled with puppy ears.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Should have know they were on something when he started filling a Togo container with fruit
Despite popular belief cocaine is not a good pre-workout
he showed me his third nipple on the first date. I might have low to no standards, but my god.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
The blunt fell in the hottub, i mean i knew she was upset but i didnt expect her to dive for it and come up balling her eyes out...
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