i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
Hannah Montana > iCarly
I'm disregarding that text and your testicles entirely
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
What's the right thing to say when he sends me a picture of his penis ?
Happy Thanksgiving! Hope its not too awkward that your dad and your boyfriend are the same age.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
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