i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
Between the puerto rican elf, the fat marine, the deaf guy and the ex coke head I've got a good preview if the men in this city...
There can only be one screw up per family and I was here first. Get your shit together bro
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It's like we're in an emotionally distant three-way and there's not even sex to show for it.
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
I HAVE A STRAIGHT LINE ACROSS MY ASS ABOUT THE WIDTH OF A SLIM JIM. ERICA!
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
I don't care how many things you caught on fire, it's still not as bad as doing coke and then filming yourself having sex.
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
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