WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
Use motel 8. I'll give you my credit card #. i'll pay for it cuz i care about your vagina.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
He had a drawn-on fu manchu and now my vagina has one too.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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