You really coming over, don't trick.
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
You were drunk at 5 You went to the dining hall and cried because your brain and fingers weren't working. Your RA came up to you and suddenly you became sober. I was very proud of you.
This can only be settled by a dance off.
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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