The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
Its like I was sleeping with a kid. His gum fell into my hair while sleeping and he just wanted to cuddle.
The only thing that makes me want to stop the affair is that I am the Monica Lewinksy in this triangle.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
Legitimately sent a work email with "Hey, you kids, get off my lawn" as the subject line.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I shaved my asshole for you. You WILL fuck me tonight.
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
I checked her ID this morning. Lets just say...she's older than my mom
Don't worry about it too much, but I just committed us to possibly raising a kid
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