Is it bad that when I see ugly people make out, I hope he's impotent?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
Funny, I didnt know that facebook statuses were for crappy song lyrics
just walked past a group of stoners who were staring open jawed in the spice aisle. tonight they will stumble upon something amazing.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
He asked me how france is treating me
Tell him you got so much dick you may never come back to the US. That ought to keep him away
Life's too short to be sucking dicks in cars for the rest of my life.
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
There is a 97.5% chance that my sketchy roommate is also a hooker.
So when can I meet her?
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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