yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
I'm currently blowing up the downstairs bathroom at work. I wish I could foursquare this.
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
He followed me on twitter after I posted a drunk screen shot of a tweet. It's like he gave me permission to stalk him on a whole different level.
Final Summary: could he eat a lit sparkler? Probably. Could he do it while peeing off the roof? I'll tell you when you get to the ER.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
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