You decided to make a porno with gummy bears and things went downhill from there.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
I sat on the toilet and peed through my jeans, then I pissed the bed and blamed him...do you think well have a 2nd date?
The cops busted down the door and everyone ran. I was just trying to find my shirt before I got arrested
I woke up still drunk to a beautiful tattooed columbian man making me pancakes. How's your memorial day?
I really should have gone with the man who kept offering me cocaine. Why did I chose the German!? STUPID!
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
Well, he hasn't actually seen me naked. Just my boobs... and the left side of my vagina.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
we went outside for a smoke and when we came back in you were ptfo on the floor holding the phone to your ear. Pizza pizza was on the line.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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