Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
It looks alright. The blow up doll is in the microwave, and she has forks in her ass
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I could've eaten a live cat and wouldn't remember it today. That level of drunk.
He was in Alberta for less than a week and is already banned from 6 bars. I fear for his general well-being over there.
the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
okay, but you can't tell anyone. Every time he instagrams something with the caption "avocado," it means he's booty calling me. Happy?
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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