"Monday" is guna come over...
but its Thursday?
yeah, but she cant make it.Monday can...so there ya go
you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
Don't try to dry clothes in the microwave. They'll catch on fire.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I just puke and rallied at my anniversary dinner #winning
Hey, thanks for helping me this morning
Always a pleasure to feed you bread as your body lay crumpled on the floor.
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