At what point did we cease to have vaginas?
Sometime in the sweat pants phase freshman year.
we were just talking about designated drivers and i suggested we each hire a mexican day laborer to give us piggy back rides... i have the best ideas eveeer
There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I keep finding coffee grounds in my vagina
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
i asked the cop if we could stop and do a chinese firedrill.... he said no.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
You climbed out your own window and walked in the front door..
FOUND: my underwear in the cabinet above the toilet. What the actual fuck.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
What the fuck dude? Now it's a "who is this?" convo going back and forth. Like... helllloooo you just sent me a picture of your penis! I'm entitled to ask who the fuck it is. I can't verify an identity by a body part.
Just did coke off my highschool yearbook. Not much has changed in 5 years.
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
He weighed maybe 130, his dick had to be 30 of it. SO BIIIIG.
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