I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
you are getting stockholm syndrome from your pubes
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
I may have farted on a group of children. It may not have been an accident.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
They made up a new version of "Smash or Pass" called "I would(n't) let you sit on my face" to yell at the freshman
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
Anyone who does not know who Paul McCartney is does NOT get to put hands in my pants
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