That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Fun fact: when I ripped off my wristband, I punched myself in the face. Rad
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
easter eggs filled with ecstasy. it's what jesus would do.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
I'll never forget how blunt of a wingman you were. "Excuse me, my friend wants to makeout with someone"
I'm like a number 27.2 on a scale of 1-10 of how badly I want you right now.
Your lack of a response brings it down to a 25.4.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
I can't believe it is only 1:30...I may have to stab myself with scissors for an excuse to go home...
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
Hey. You dropped and smashed your road beer in my store last night. Again. And this time you didn't even order anything. You just walked in, yelled "SWEDISH STYLE!" Then lost your beer, looked depressed, and left.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
