It's like God shit irony all over that family
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
as of this morning I have officially vommed on the highways of 6 different countries. It's a proud moment.
Ecstasy should be its own food group.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
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