Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
I heard some girl say 'yeah he mustve been so drunk he kept mumbling and repeating himself'
And I thought
Fuck I do that shit every weekend
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
Fucking freshmen need to learn how to puke in the bushes outside the dorm and not in the fucking elevator.
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
He knocked me in the face with the phone during my light show. Didn't even feel it. Ecstasy is amazing
i love how you just walk into that dealer's house every time without knocking, yet you don't even know his name
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Dollars spent: $83, Girls kissed: 4, Girls slept with:2, Girls currently making me breakfast: 1, Fucks given: 0
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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