i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
ill give you food and tequilla and penis and joy
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
New Halloween costume idea: Frankenstorm. We have three hours. Make it work.
Paying for my weed with Mike's hard lemonade freezables. The perks of having a gay dealer
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
First. I had the strength. Now. I am the death.
I woke up spooning with two strangers on Saturday morning... I felt like a sexual sandwich
Like sorry your dick won’t suck itself?
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