it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
The little things make me happy. Little dicks do not.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
I lost a whole day of my life. Apparemtly I was using my deodrant as a phone. And is my phone there?
Also, the greatest of ironies: I got shampoo confiscated by security while Corey managed to get pot through. MERICA!
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
Woke up with a 6lb bucket of Redvines with a note that said "I'm sorry" care to explain?
Also, full disclose I puked in a fruit barrel box
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I told him that we shouldn't complicate things. He responded with a dick pic.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
