summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
No. Please No. At first it was cool when you started bring an extra girl home for me but after 2 cycles of clap medicine I'm putting an end to it.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
The problem with having your drunkeness documented at a wedding is not only does it show up all over facebook, but all over professional photography websites.
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Just finished off a roll of paper towels. Celebration blunt?
I don't understand but I'll be there in 5
i wasn't gonna shower then i remembered i slept in my own piss
Bro she gave me the stare. It's like she boned me with her eyes. I'm going in.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
You know he really cares when he gives you one of those on-the-go toothbrushes for your walk of shame before running to work
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
My breath smells like dick and biscuits..
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