i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
you kept lifting my skirt up, yelling "PANTY PARTY". needless to say, you're at the top of my father's shit list right now.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
Also, I guess I made friends with the guy who caught me peeing behind a bush.
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
i forgot to brush my teeth before I went over so i went to the bathroom and started eating his toothpaste. we're still in the early stages of fuckdom
I woke up snuggling a bottle of water while Hercules played on Netflix. Whiskey Wednesdays
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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