When you only buy popcorn and condoms at the grocery store they know whats up.
I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
i think he just uses that whole "grew up in a castle" thing to get pussy
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
in hindsight, $10 Malibu buckets were a terrible idea...
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
I tried to light my cup as a bong. I'm done drinking
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
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