For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
the new term for farting is butt boxing.
I thought spray tan was a myth
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You know, something that only happens in Jersey
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
people are starting to question the shark bite story
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
He sent me a picture of his ass and said the backdoor is open. Almost grabbed my keys and a condom before I saw it was a group text. Not nearly drunk enough for his desperation.
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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