we went to a bar last night, drank beer in plastic cups. I took pics w/a random kid i pulled into a photobooth & i have easy mac in my purse. I belong here.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
You saying I have a drinkingg problem is like saying Superman has a flying problem.
September 16th, captains log. I awoke in a daze, not sure of my location
This weekend is gunna be a fucking shitshow. I don't even wanna know how many dicks will end up inside of me
Everything's fine I'm just stoned and my pillows are too soft.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
Dude. There's gotta be an article in Cosmo about it cause I've had three different girls tongue tickle my brownie this month.
Then he unzipped his pants and whispers, " oohhh, look out!"
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Just paid my weed guy with a check. I've got this whole adult thing down.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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