i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
i may or may not be dressed up as my farmville farmer. gonna harvest some ladiesss tonight!!!
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
It's like she can't drink without using a flambongo
she never specifically said NOT to fuck her boyfriend so technically we can still be best friends
I don't know if I want to live in a world where i can't fuck an exes brother.
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
And then he said he would build me a mountain dew water fountain
Marry him now.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
In other news, Justin Bieber has a big dick and that makes me uncomfortable.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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